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Win Something Cool

quaily — Thu, 15 May 2008 20:36:56 +0000

Literary Illusions is hosting a giveaway right now that you will most definitely be interested in if you have any kids over the age of 5 in your house. I’m not telling you what it is. You’ll have to go see for yourself. Good luck!

I Actually Do Have Limits…I Think

quaily — Wed, 14 May 2008 00:42:01 +0000

So, maybe nothing is sacred with me. But at least I don’t talk about vaginal relaxation in public. No, seriously, I was with a…let’s just say…random group of people this weekend and one particular lady (no way I’m naming names! There actually are some sacred things in this life!) started going in to how she had surgery to correct her rather lazy vagina. I’ve talked about this procedure on my blog before, mainly because it’s a mom and baby-oriented blog and it’s a fact that giving birth stretches your junk. So what? I’m not scared of it. I mean, I wouldn’t announce it in public, but I’m not afraid to address the subject. It’s part of human nature. And, inevitable, as you get older, your body changes. You think your face is the only thing to be affected by gravity? ;)

Heat Wave

quaily — Wed, 14 May 2008 00:27:20 +0000

The news is saying that tomorrow is going to be incredibly hot. Great. I’m not a real huge fan of hot weather unless I’m on vacation somewhere I can spend all day in a pool. Plus Squid has this heat rash on his arm that is probably going to get a lot worse. Yay.

For Realsies

quaily — Wed, 14 May 2008 00:18:20 +0000

Okay, for realsies this time. I started the Colon Cleanse I’ve been stalling on for the past month or so. It was really hard every time I tried it because it seemed like every day there was some sort of “event” happening that involved really good food and being around lots of people who were eating that really good food. It was torture. But this week is perfect. Actually, Jason is having surgery to fix his deviated septum and make it a whole lot easier for him to breath (and easier for me to sleep since I won’t have to listen to him snore!), and he’s gonna be basically couped up on the couch, sleeping and sipping soup, all weekend. So, it’s a perfect opportunity for me to successfully get through this cleanse. I won’t have to cook any crazy dinners or go anywhere where temptation will ruin me! So far today I’ve done really well, and I actually feel amazing! Just one day of cleansing has made my skin feel really smooth and my eyes look brighter. I’ve gone pee a lot, but so far no crazy “cleansing” BMs. Is that too much information? Oh well. Nothing is sacred with me. Wish me luck!
Nice pic, huh? :)

Blah

quaily — Wed, 14 May 2008 00:31:40 +0000

Blah. This day is going really slow. Is American Idol on yet? Actually, is it over yet? Talk about blah.