Buying a house - in one word: stressful. I can’t eat! And that’s like…unusual! I want to keep you posted, but even I can’t think it out in my own brain. All I can say is today is a crucial day and the waiting is making me crazy.

It started out sprinkling today and now it’s full-on pouring. Which made looking at houses kind of challenging. I’m at the point, though, where I don’t even want to talk about the whole house hunting deal. It’s too stressful. I’m excited and broken-hearted all at the same time. It’s just the weirdest, most roller-coastery thing ever! Anyway, I’m going to sleep early tonight.

Sorry, but I don’t get it. First there were Uggs, the most hideously ugly shoes I’ve ever seen.

Now Crocs are the new ugly.

I was in the mall today and there was a huge display of all kinds (colors) of Crocs! After I threw up in my mouth, I walked on and just shook my head NO! at the salesperson eying me.

Usually I would agree that ANYTHING made for a baby is cute. Crocs made for babies/toddlers are just as ugly as the ones made for adults. Yes, they are.

…against watching The Notebook while on your period. Also with a glass of champagne.

It’s just not right. Blubbering doesn’t even describe my state.

Today my stepson’s half-brother (his mom and stepdad’s son) is coming to spend the night at our house.

It’s gonna be 4 against 1. Four boys (including Jason, cuz…really) against poor little ‘ol me.

Yay.

The big joke is that between the two families, no one seems able to produce a girl. Sean has two other brothers besides Squid - ages 3 and 4.

There really is no room for any more testosterone, so next time around…I’m just sayin’…

Have you ever thought of doing a colon cleanse? Okay, this is probably way too personal, but I have.

Don’t you wonder how it makes you feel afterward? Like, I bet you feel totally refreshed and clean. Anyway, all the stupid celebrities do it. You know they do, right along with their Botox and lip injections.

Supposedly, it helps you lose weight, too. At least, that’s the colon cleanse info I’ve received. Anyway, wouldn’t it be romantic to go to a “couples” colon cleanse? I always like to think of creative gifts to give Jason…It’s the ultimate way to show someone you are completely comfortable with them.

I’m not one of those people who is all weird about my bathroom habits or who doesn’t let my husband see me go. People say that romance is lost when you become THAT comfortable with someone, but I say if you have to hide those things from your partner just to get them to be romantic toward you, then you chose the wrong partner.

We’re supposed to be having a great weekend away at a friend’s cabin this weekend. But now it looks like our original plans are…not really plans at all. Here’s what annoys me. I’m a planner. I hate waiting until the last minute to get things done. Jason is the kind of person that just “wings it.” It used to be cute, you know, in that early honeymoon stage. Now it just bugs. Big time. It’s not charming anymore, Jason! No, really, it’s not charming at all.

This movie better be good. I keep hearing all this hype. And I am so sick of all the crappy kids movies lately. Happy Feet? Hated it! What a waste of time and money. I hope, for my kids’ sake and my own, that this movie is unlike all the others…