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Colorful Crap

Monday, April 28th, 2008

Our dumbass pug eats crayons. I don’t know why, but it’s his latest thing. He goes around and sniffs out Squid’s crayons that just happen to be hiding in all sorts of nooks and crannies all over the house, and he swallows them! And then, yesterday, he pooped on the sidewalk before we could even get to the grassy strip where he usually does his business, and…yeah.

Multi-colored shit. Like, seriously. Purple. Orange. Yellow. It was 80% nasty, 20% funny. OK, 70-30. Fine, 50-50. But, still. Ew.

Charging Pit Bull. Not Fun.

Friday, April 11th, 2008

It’s never really fun to see a Pit Bull running at full speed toward you. Even if it’s your neighbor’s.

I’ve known Achilles since he was a puppy, and he’s a “good” boy. So far.

But, I’ve just heard too many stories about the breed, and seeing a full grown, lean, muscular, strong and healthy Pit charging at me from a block away kind of made me crap my pants yesterday morning. I was walking Joey (our cattle dog), just about to cross the street back to our house, and there he was - Achilles - a block away, beginning to gain momentum. Suddenly, he was twenty feet away, ten, five! I’ll never get used to seeing him run up to us. He loves Joey, though, and the two get along. Thank God. As for me, Achilles still looks at me a little cockeyed, which doesn’t really help my nerves.

Adventures Of A Cattle Dog

Wednesday, November 21st, 2007

More weekend fun.

Here’s our squeaky insane cattle dog doing what he does best.



Cattle Dog Dip from youdamom on Vimeo.

Here he is trying to herd us. I guess it’s in his nature, but he almost got run over a few times.



Joe-Ons from youdamom on Vimeo.

Unexpected Visitor

Tuesday, November 13th, 2007

We got a surprise visit yesterday in our backyard. A long-haired black kitty cat.

He fit right in with our other kitties, but fortunately belongs to someone else.

Seriously, we cannot have 5 cats! Then we would really be crossing the line into freakdom. But, man, he was pretty!

Autumn Play

Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007

Last week Squid and I dared to venture out into our backyard. Truth be told, we go to the park when we want to play. Our yard is nice and everything, except one thing. We have 3 outdoor cats. Get it?

The smell of cat shit is really not all that pleasant. I had this idea. I would place 2 or 3 litter boxes outside and fill them up. Since all our cats were originally indoor cats, and since cats seem to love crapping and pawing through litter, I figured it would solve the problem.

Only I missed one important detail. Jason can’t even get me to change the litter box for our one indoor kitty, Cookie. There is no way I would be going outside to empty 3 others.

Oh, well, at least I got some cute pics out of our adventure.

char, ball and squid

This is Squid sitting next to our grouchy girl, Chateaubriand

fraidy on the deck

This is our oldest cat, Fraidy, having a nap on the deck

char, ball, squid and joey

And here’s Squid, Char and Joey, our Blue Heeler. Right after this picture was taken, Joey proceeded to take a steaming poo, sending us flying inside. Animals - can’t live with ‘em, can’t dump them on the side of the road, peel out and drive away with arms outstretched, screaming, “Free at last, BOO YAHHHHH!”

A Bird In The Hand

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007

Because yesterday was crazy hot, I decided to put our baby gates to use and latch ‘em on to both the front and back doors. I love being able to hear the traffic and when I have to be in doing laundry and vacuuming, etc, it helps to have the air from outside flowing through the house.

What I wasn’t expecting was to have a barn swallow fly through the front door. I heard the rustling of its wings before I spotted it frantically flapping around just below the ceiling. You might have thought I had just seen a giant rat. I may have screamed, I’m not sure. But I did run.

Squid was genuinely interested and not frightened at all. I, however, was ducking with my hands above my head, scared to even look at it! I immediately called Jason, the patron of all animals. As I dialed, the bird darted into the kitchen, then down the hall. “Calm down, open all the windows and it’ll find its way out,” Jason advised. “And don’t let Cookie get to it!”

The words were still lingering in my ear when I saw my little devil of a cat prance down the hallway with blue-brown feathers in her whiskers. The bird lay on the ground in front of her, wings outstretched, stumbling to get back up. “Oh, shit! Too late,” I told Jason as I shooed Cookie away.

The bird was hurt. A tiny blood spot marked the carpet. “Take it in a box and set it outside,” Jason instructed. I found an old Gap gift box, put the phone down and attempted to scoop up the injured bird. But just as I was about to set the bottom of the box over it, it scampered away and quickly skirted under the bookshelf. “Great.”

“Just leave it. You can’t get to it now. Hopefully it won’t die and I’ll deal with it when I get home,” Jason assured me.

I continued on with my cleaning, keeping a close eye on the bookshelf, hoping to God I didn’t find the bird dragging itself back out. A few hours later, when Jason arrived home, the bird was gone. “But I watched it. I made sure!” I insisted.

“Well, it’s not here,” Jason shrugged.

“You have to find it! Or, someday down the road, they’ll be a rotting bird carcass waiting for us when we reach for a pair of socks. Or, even worse, the baby will find it!” Long story short (or shorter), we finally did locate the bird and set it outside. By this morning, the bird was gone again and we figured it had flown away. Wrong.

As Jason was getting into his car to head off for work, our neighbor from across the street came over dressed in a bathrobe. The bird had found its way over to her yard and was squeaking pathetically from under a bush. Of course, our neighbor had no idea of the ordeal that occurred in our house yesterday, but must have known Jason would fix whatever problem she had, regardless.

And he did. The mighty helper of all things under the sun (no sarcasm here ;) carefully retrieved the bird, called the Wildlife Rehabilitation Center in San Rafael, emailed his boss to tell him he would be coming in late, and headed off to the “hospital.”

Phew. All this from me wanting a little fresh air! Well, the latest update is that the swallow will be fine. AND, we get to set him free once he’s rehabilitated! Poor little thing. Today I have the doors open again and I’m really just hoping for the best. I mean, what are the odds that another bird will come shooting through the house?

Bring Willie Home

Tuesday, February 6th, 2007

As much time as I spend bemoaning the cost/maintenance/irritating habits of my pets, I’d be crushed if someone did this to any one of them:

ABDUCTED YORKIE, 13-YEAR-OLD, MALE
$1000 REWARD
Abducted 12/10/06 by a 45-50 year-old African American woman driving a 1980’s Silver 4dr-sedan (possibly a Volvo) in Pasadena, California.

If you live in Southern California and/or know of any pertaining info, please call (310)-490-3901. Or, just help spread the word and copy this post into your own blog!

http://www.williewatch.com

Chow

Monday, December 18th, 2006

Squid’s latest obsession is the dog bowl. He’s tipped the water too many times to count, each requiring a full change of clothes. I have now learned to run and grab him as soon as he even looks toward the kitchen, but today I let him have his fun. At first I worried that he might try to put the pebbles of dog food in his mouth, but he doesn’t seem to be interested in that. It’s all about drenching himself in the saliva cocktail that rests in the water bowl. Now I just close the kitchen door to prevent any sort of self-bathing or experimentation with dog chow. But poor Squid, he just wants to play!

dinner time

two of a kind

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