Colorful Crap
Our dumbass pug eats crayons. I don’t know why, but it’s his latest thing. He goes around and sniffs out Squid’s crayons that just happen to be hiding in all sorts of nooks and crannies all over the house, and he swallows them! And then, yesterday, he pooped on the sidewalk before we could even get to the grassy strip where he usually does his business, and…yeah.
Multi-colored shit. Like, seriously. Purple. Orange. Yellow. It was 80% nasty, 20% funny. OK, 70-30. Fine, 50-50. But, still. Ew.
