Hannah Who?

There was an article in last week’s Sunday paper about Hanah Montana. Excuse me. Hannah Montana. Excuse me. Miley Cyrus. Excuse me Miley Stewart. Whatever.

Anyway, she’s the real-life daughter of the guy who is responsible for “Achy Breaky Heart.” I know what you’re all thinking. Duh, we already know this. You’re so late to the game.

Whatever. All I have to say is thank god I had a boy.

Okay, so tickets to see this kid in concert are apparently like, thousands of dollars. Even Hannah Montana Houston Rodeo tickets are hot items! Who would have guessed?

I heard Shanna Moakler talking about this chick on Chelsea Lately a while back and she said she bought tickets for her kids for something like $2,000 each (she has 3 kids). I guess she’s right, though. Anything to keep them away from begging for Britney tix…

Actually, according to the Chronicle article, this Hannah Montana is really on to something. Her show is totally sweet and wholesome, and kids love her. I even hear her songs aren’t half bad - kind of catchy, actually.

Still glad I’ve got boys, but you go, Miley Montana! Uh, Hannah Rae Cyrus.

Oh, shut up.

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