The Friday Five

Since this is, in a way, a parenting blog (when it’s not a “bitching/ranting/complaining/venting” blog, that is), I decided to Top Five the most clueless celebrity parents this week. There are lots of way worse parents out there, many much more horrendous than those I’m about to list. But, it isn’t really entertaining or funny to point out the really shitty nobody parents. It’s so, so much better (and way more fun) picking on celebrities, don’t you think?

One: Alec Baldwin for this outrageous phone message to his 11 year-old Daughter, Ireland.

Two: Kim Bassinger, for releasing it.

Three: Britney Spears. If you don’t know why, you really need to get a TV. Or a radio. Or a subscription to US Magazine.

Four: Pamela Anderson. No body wants to see their mother hang her tits out on a yacht in Saint Tropez. No body wants to see their mother make a fool out of herself on Ellen and have to tuck in her boobies ‘cuz they got displaced after jumping around acting like an idiot. No body wants to see their mother drunk and making out with Kid Rock. For Christ’s sake, woman, have some self respect.

Five: Dean McDermott. He’s the guy that abandoned his wife and two small children to run off with Tori Spelling. Eww. And Ewwer.

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