The Friday Five

This morning I stepped in a wet spot on the carpet. Turned out our 15 year-old pug, Buzz, couldn’t hold it and decided to piss right next to our bed…on my side. Then, on the way home from picking up my stepson from school, I was asked: “What does U-R-I-N-A-T-I-N-G spell?” I told him.

“What does that mean?”
“To go pee. Why?”
“A jackal gets the desert hedgehog to uncurl by urinating on it. Then he attacks it.”

A few hours later, back at the house, I prepared to give Squid a bath. Standing at the edge of the tub, I felt my foot get warm. And wet. Squid smiled as he peed on me and my flip-flop.

So, that’s something.

And now, top five reasons I haven’t been blogging that often.

One: I don’t have anything interesting to say…unless you want to hear about multiple pee.

Two: By the time I sit down to write, it is usually late at night and I am too tired to string together words that make any sort of sense.

Three: I forget.

Four: God of War II

Five: Internet time is spent searching for and organizing everything BIRTHDAY! (One more week until the big day!…Squid turns one next Friday!)

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