The Friday Five
Is it Friday already? Wow. You know how lots of people have certain themes on certain days, like Thursday Thirteen and Photo Friday…that sort of thing? Well, I decided to make up my own, inspired by High Fidelity starring John Cusack, Jack Black, Lisa Bonet, Tim Robbins and…well, just check it out for yourself. Seriously. Go to your Blockbuster or Netflix queue right now and add it. (I really prefer Blockbuster. You know you get to use the returned movies as free rentals in the store now, right? Plus, everyone is really friendly at the one near my house. The website is painfully slow, though, and always seems to crap out on me. But I digress.) Then, you’ll know what I mean by the Friday Five.
So, here we go.
Top five favorite things uttered by my glorious husband.
One: “What are you, my mother?”
Two: “Are you on your period?”
Three: “Is this really what’s for dinner?”
Four: “Did your boobs get bigger?”
Five: “Your feet smell like vinegar.”
I know, I know, you’re jealous, right? What can I say, ladies, I got one of the good ones. Don’t hate!
March 2nd, 2007 10:08
Can’t. Type. Laughing.
March 2nd, 2007 11:25
Ha. Vinegar smelling feet are much better than nacho cheese- which many peoples feet DO smell like, so you know, it’s kind of a flattering thing for him to say. No?
Ok.
March 2nd, 2007 11:57
OMG! I tell my husband (with the utmost love and respect he deserves, naturally!) that his face smells like a block of well aged cheddar all the freakin’ time!
Apparently, I smell of pickles, which, honestly, I have to say is akin to vinegar and thus, better than having a cheese face!
March 2nd, 2007 13:44
We haven’t had much discussion in the foot are, but the boob discussion does happen often. Ugh…nacho cheese feet.
March 2nd, 2007 16:32
what’s he doing smelling your feet? :)
March 3rd, 2007 06:09
I LOVE that movie! And I’m jealous that you have so much romance in your life! :)
March 3rd, 2007 19:49
“What are you, my mother?” I’ve heard that one! But, then again, he often hears “What am I, your mother?” coming from me. LOL.
And why in the world do your feet smell of vinegar?
March 4th, 2007 03:51
Ha! My sister has vinegar feet!
March 6th, 2007 17:10
High Fidelity is one of the best movies ever!