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Tag, you’re it!

I have been tagged today by Dysfunctional Housewife (aren’t we all? ;) to write 10 weird facts about myself.

Normally, I would sit here and ponder over wonderful little tidbits that are not so much weird, but charming in order to avoid making myself look like a total freak. Like, “OMG, I am such a weirdo, I drink my milk with ice cubes!” Not today, chickees. I’m in a particularly rare and lovely state of I Don’t Give A Shit, so here goes.

1) I enjoy having conversations with my husband while he sits on the toilet. What can I say, he’s very focused.

2) If a recipe calls for baking soda, I take it from the open box in the refrigerator. It may or may not be expired.

3) You know the part of a baby’s umbilical cord that dries and falls off after birth? I saved it.

4) I shave my legs everyday, even when I’m on my period.

5) I have gray hair. I’m 27.

6) I complain about having big boobs, but purposely wear tight-fitting T-shirts when I want something.

7) When I find my cat’s shed claws and whiskers, I save them in case I find a spell one day that requires them.

8) I made my husband promise not to tell anyone I bought the latest Dixie Chicks album.

9) I think I have a nice ass and perfect toes.

10) I can’t, in good conscience, outfit my baby with mismatched socks. Today he’s wearing mismatched socks.

And now, I tag:

Underachieving Mommy
Coffee Slut
and
…for a different kind of girl

Have fun, ladies.

2 Responses to “Tag, you’re it!”

  1. Awesome Mom
    February 17th, 2007 01:02
    1

    ok eww on the umbilical stub. I could not get rid of them fast enough. Harry’s was stuck on him forever and it took all my self control not to just yank the darn thing off already.

    I found my first gray hair when I was 18 and now at 27 I am starting to get large streaks of it in my hair. Sigh. I am pondering if I should dye it or not.

  2. krista
    February 20th, 2007 20:18
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    Hahahah, I do the same thing with baking soda. Ew.

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