SPF (Spears Protection Factor)
Britney’s new baby boy is named Sutton Pierce Federline and bears the same initials as big brother Sean Preston - SPF. How cute, right? What’s not so cute is the fact that Britney has been under extreme scrutiny due to her lack of smart mothering choices over the past year.
Carrying her child on her lap while driving through Malibu in an SUV without a seatbelt was probably the worst mistake. Placing her boy in an improperly installed car seat, son slumped down dangerously low was another hideous move (let’s not even go into the raggedy curlers in her hair). Then there was the high chair incident and the time she almost dropped him on his head to save the drink in her opposite hand. And still, you want to give her the benefit of the doubt. Because, well, unlike so many other celebrities, at least she’s there. Right?
But, sitting with Matt Lauer, she looked the epitome of trash - from her dirty hair to her chewed fingernails to her summer-in-the-slums frayed jean skirt. And the worst was only confirmed - that Britney is, indeed, a fool.
I suppose we can only pray that her new son develops a strong SPF (Spears Protection Factor). And as for “country” Brit, all I can say is…you can’t buy class.
